Had a bizarre conversation with a friend and a major nosebleed through out the convo.
Me: What?
Her: How's summer?
M: You know how it went.
H: The weather feels nice.
M: Hmn.
H: Makes me wanna grab some ice cream.
M: Okay. Please tell me you're not calling just to talk about the weather.
H: What do you think about R****?
M: The who?
H: The short guy with a funny looking eyes. And have you noticed his cheekbones? That's a waste for a man to have.
M: Bam! Of course. He's kinda hot but not that hot.
H: Yeah right. I think he's gay.
M: Just because he dresses way too nice doesn't mean he's gay.
H: He checks his reflection in his cellphone every 5 sec. No straight guy do that!
M: He's just vain.
H: He puts mustard in his lettuce, remember?! That's gross.
M: Oh gee, remembered! But what does it have to do with that?
*Talk. Talk. Talk.*
3 days later
H: You won't believe it! Oh gosh. When are you coming home? I have to see your reaction when I say it! *blah, bah*
M: Slow down. Now spill the beans.
H: Remember R****?
M: Good radiance. Him again?
H: Bumped on him yesterday and he's asking about you?
H: He asked way too many questions and he thinks you're the hottest girl in town.
M: Bitch please.
H: Swear! Almost spilled my juice when I heard him say it. Not the hottest girl part but the *my head is spinning she's talking so fast I lost track* He's not gay then.
M: Anyone who thinks that a little girl such as myself can be hot is definitely gay, a seriously depressed person, a creepy psycho or someone who have a lethal eye problem.
H: Hahaha. Let's just say he is gay.
M: Yes he is definitely gay.
H: He's funny.
M: And very opinionated.
H: He can't be gay.
M: Let's just agree that he is gay, please.
H: Few days ago you strongly believe he is not gay. What a change of heart?
I so love this girl. I don't know what to think haha. Guess washing my nose is my top priority.