Lap Dance

Well, I decided to share my deep, dark secrets and some random things about me. I just feel like opening up. :)

1. I was married when I was 5. My brother is the priest, my friends are the witness and I have a wired ring.

2. I don't know what G string is or what it is for.

3. My waist line is 24 but I always buy 25 or 26 cos I'm still wishing to gain some weight.

4. I put the thermometer in rice cooker to pretend I'm sick when I was in grade school.

5. I auditioned in Theater Arts in my 4th year high to have an excuse to skip class. I was accepted. Lucky me.

6. When I was in choir, I pretend to sing when the notes is too high. x)

7. I sneaked in my parents' room and hide in the closet to surprise them but ended up sleeping inside.

8. My parents locked the door because of #7.

9. I used my sister's clothes without her knowing and I will go home early so she won't caught me wearing it.

10. I burned my brother's shirt because I don't know how to wash it. It have holes and really old so I'm not that guilty doing it.

11. I still can't sleep without my teddy bear.

12. I count my steps when I'm nervous.

13. I pretend to text when I want to ignore someone or if I want to be ignored.

14. I read mangas during our Computer subject when I was 4th year.

15. I hate my tongue. Why is it always white?

16. I don't know how to use our shower until I'm 10.

17. I'm afraid of zombies and skeletons.

18. I pretend to listen at times.

19. I'm afraid of crossing the street.

20. When we were having a good laugh when I was 8, a fly went into my mouth and I've swallowed it hard.

21. I dreamed to be an astronaut, reporter and pole dancer when I was in grade school.

22. I always bought candies and lollipops when my mom ask me to buy things in store.

23. I always thought airplanes at night are UFO's visiting the earth.

24. I accidentally ruined my brother's clay work. I tried to fix it but turned worst. He was enraged, I'm scared so I never confessed to him.

25. I always cry when my brother and I had a fight so mama will be on my side.

26. I used to do tambourine dance.

27. I cut my hair when I was in grade 1 because a gum was stuck.

28. I want to have a tattoo.

29. I mute our television and turned our radio on. I just want to see moving pictures.

 

30. I'm not funny, I'm dumb.